Yo mama’s like a toilet — round, white and smells like s**t!
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Yo’ mama’s like a chipmunk, her cheeks are always packed full of nuts!
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps melted.
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Yo mama’s so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama”s so fat… Jerry Springer
Yo Mama”so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.
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Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Přečíst celý »Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?A: It’s the signature of the three blondes who “act” in it.
Přečíst celý »Xtreme Makeovers
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of …
Přečíst celý »Workin’ Man at the Restaurant
A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant.The man says, “Hey buddy, where’s your crapper?”The headwaiter calmly replies, “Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen,’ pay absolutely no attention to it and go …
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