What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
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What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!
Přečíst celý »Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a man who claps at
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
Přečíst celý »Why does Father Christmas like to work in
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Přečíst celý »Why is a cat on a beach like
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
Přečíst celý »What’s Father Christmas
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
Přečíst celý »What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight
What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
Přečíst celý »Why does Father Christmas go down
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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