Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
Přečíst celý »Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Přečíst celý »What bird has wings but cannot
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
Přečíst celý »Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
Přečíst celý »Father Christmas lost
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!
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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof? Tired arms!
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