ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
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Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys? Santa’s little Elvis.
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Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph’
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What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track – all straight!
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