Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
Přečíst celý »Why is a burning candle like being
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Přečíst celý »What can Santa give away and still keep?
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
Přečíst celý »ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
Přečíst celý »What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
Přečíst celý »If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
Přečíst celý »Why does Santa’s sled get such good
Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
Přečíst celý »JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
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