So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.
Přečíst celý »First Boy: Why is your brother
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !
Přečíst celý »Peter: My brother wants
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
Přečíst celý »Dan: My little brother is a
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !
Přečíst celý »My brother’s just opened a
My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Přečíst celý »Big Brother: That planet
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.
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My brother’s one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he’s a six-foot-six billposter.
Přečíst celý »Little Brother: I’m going to
Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Přečíst celý »Dad: Don’t be
Dad: Don’t be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
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