Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
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What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.
Přečíst celý »You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. “Really? Which rat was he?”
Přečíst celý »Teacher: “What did the Indians
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
Přečíst celý »Why did the Pilgrims create
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
Přečíst celý »Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
Přečíst celý »Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
Přečíst celý »Why does history keep repeating itself
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !
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