What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
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How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !
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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
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You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
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