Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?A: If they all went, it would be hell.
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Q: Why doesn’t a woman need a car?A: Because you don’t need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Přečíst celý »Woman’s Watch
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?A: You don’t — there’s a clock on the oven.
Přečíst celý »Woman Without an A**hole
Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?A: Divorced.
Přečíst celý »Will Durst: PC Stuff
I hate that PC stuff. He’s not fat; he’s gravity-enhanced. You mustn’t say short — vertically challenged. Nobody’s bald; they’re persons of scalp. The stupid are hard of thinking, and the crazy are logically impaired.
Přečíst celý »Will Durst: Most Electable of the Democrats
The Democrats are the worst. They call Bill Clinton the ‘most electable’ of the Democrats. It’s like calling Moe the ‘smart’ Stooge.
Přečíst celý »Will Durst: Democrats Form a Firing Squad
The Democrats are useless. If they were asked to form a firing squad, they’d all get into a circle.
Přečíst celý »Why Women Don’t Need Driver’s Licenses
Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
Přečíst celý »Why PMS?
Q: Why do they call it PMS?A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Přečíst celý »Why Man Before Woman
Q: Why did God create man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.
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