Arguing is totally different when you’re married than when you’re dating. I don’t care how long you’ve been together before you get married, once you get married the whole arguing dynamic completely changes. ‘Cause when you’re just dating, you know one very important thing about the arguing situation: you know …
Přečíst celý »Peter Berman: Knowing It’s Over
Here’s when I knew it was over — three months into the relationship, we’re sitting at a traffic light, and she leans over and punches me right in the face for no reason. I clearly remember thinking, I’m going to give her four more years and nine months, and that …
Přečíst celý »Peter Berman: How to Meet a Good Guy
You women want to meet a good guy? I’m going to help you. Here’s all you need to do. Pay attention, here’s how you women meet a good guy — lower your expectations. Ta-dah.
Přečíst celý »Peter Berman: Don’t Want to Fight
No guy I know wants to fight with his girlfriend or his wife. When we’re arguing with you women, and you women are like, ‘Hey, don’t act like you don’t know what the f**k is going on,’ it is because we do not know what the f**k is going on.
Přečíst celý »Perfect Tee Shot
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!”The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. …
Přečíst celý »Penis vs. Paycheck
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Přečíst celý »Paul Kozlowski: Wrong Chemistry
I’ve just ended this relationship with this woman. I think the chemistry was all wrong — she blew up.
Přečíst celý »Patrick Borelli: First Start Dating Feeling
When you’re really in love, you feel like you’re the only two people in the world. When you first start dating, and you’re like, ‘This person’s incredible,’ and you stop calling your friends — that’s the best feeling in the world. And I’ve been so lucky to feel like that …
Přečíst celý »Pat Dixon: Loving Heroin Junkies
Don’t ever fall in love with a heroin junkie. It’s not a good idea. They’ve got a lot of love, but it’s all in vein.
Přečíst celý »Pat Dixon: Engagement
I think the best part of any relationship is the engagement because you’re like, ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but not yet.’
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