Yo’ Mama is so old, Cleopatra signed her high school yearbook, “BFF.”
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Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around her wrinkles.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth
Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Přečíst celý »Thai Rivera: Paying Customer
I can’t stand homeless people. I don’t feel bad about saying it. I don’t mind saying it because I give homeless people money. I give them more money than I should, so I feel, as a paying customer, I have a right to complain.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sour Cream
Yo’ Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Přečíst celý »Texas A&M Nativity Loss
Q: Why couldn’t Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sick Sea
Yo’ Mama is so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Přečíst celý »Ten O’Clock All Over the World
In America, they say it’s 10:00 do you know where your children are?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Rust and Dust
Yo’ Mama is so old, she pees rust and farts dust.
Přečíst celý »Tell Me Everything
Tell me everything you know…I have a few seconds to waste.
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