Yo’ Mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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What did one surfer say to the other? DUDE!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Breast Feeding
Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, powdered milk comes out.
Přečíst celý »Such Talent
You sing so well you belong on a stage……. coach one leaves in five minutes!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Black and White
Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Přečíst celý »Stupid People Euphemisms
— Not the brightest crayon in the box— Not the sharpest knife in the drawer— Not the funniest clown in the circus— Not the fastest horse in the race— Not the sharpest tool in the shed— Not the brightest star in the sky— Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Birth Certificate
Yo’ Mama is so old, her birth certificate expired.
Přečíst celý »Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, “Hey where’d ya get the pig?” The woman replies, “Listen you drunken bastard, that’s a dog not a pig.” The man then said, “Take it easy, I was …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Belly Button
Yo’ Mama is so old, her belly button is between her breasts.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Antique Shop
Yo’ Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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