Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t know — ask Yo’ Mama.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she votes in her very own district.
Přečíst celý »Shoes
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes – because then you are a mile away and you’ve got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Volkswagen
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama… Lipstick
Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow on my d**k.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.
Přečíst celý »Shaving Lumberjacks
Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs?A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama… Knock Knock
Knock knock.Who’s there?Sham.Sham who?No, not Yo’ Mama.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Turns Around
Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it’s her birthday.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Yellow Light
Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.
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