Q: What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender? A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Run-Away
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.
Přečíst celý »Preferential Treatment
A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant. “Men prefer thin women,” said the skinny woman. “Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?” said the fat one. “No, your boyfriend told me that!”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait Sitting
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went in for a portrait, the photographer charged for a family sitting.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rice Krispies
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even her Rice Krispies will talk to her.
Přečíst celý »Poppa is a Brand New Bag
Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs six frames for her portrait.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Reflection
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
Přečíst celý »Poor House
You’re so poor, thieves break into your house and leave things.
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