Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.
Přečíst celý »Poopy Insult
If I needed any s**t from you, I’d squeeze your head.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Polo Shirt
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows sad.
Přečíst celý »Plastered Lawyers
Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Polka Dots
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Pork Chop
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Poles
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Pet Store
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.
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