Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.
Přečíst celý »Pete Dominick: Gym Safety
I saw a lady a few weeks ago at my gym… She was on the stationary bike, wearing a helmet. I was like, I have to do something here to mess with her; there’s gotta be something I can do. I started looking around. I went to the pool, and …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pictures
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Nuts
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Přečíst celý »Paul Gilmartin: SUV With a Flag
People that drive a gas-guzzling SUV and they put a flag on it — that’s like a whore wearing a rosary.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Phone Book
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mooning
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Přečíst celý »Paul Gilmartin: Question Authority
It’s sad to think about it, but let’s face it — the average American wouldn’t know how to question authority if it was on the other end of a knock-knock joke.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a parachute look like a handi-wipe.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mirror
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.
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