Ladies, they call this a ‘half shirt’ for a reason: only half of y’all are supposed to wear this.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
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Q: Why are men like blenders?A: Every woman who has one doesn’t know why.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, after God said, “Let there be light,” he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.
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Q: How are men like lava lamps? A: They’re fun to look at, but they’re not that bright.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t lift her own spirit.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn’t know which end to slap.
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Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor charged extra for having to touch her.
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I think a bitch is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her ass.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Legs
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: “You let me go, I’ll let you pass”; “You let me go, I’ll let you pass.”
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