Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’ dad only takes her out on Halloween.
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Leather
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she when wears leather pants to a party, people sit on her booty thinking it’s a couch.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cookie Dough
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.
Přečíst celý »Mark Pitta: Sean Penn’s Face
I was watching a Sean Penn movie the other day. Doesn’t Sean Penn have that face like he’s looking at a menu and hates the food?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with a lawnmower.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Contest
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Přečíst celý »Mark Gross: Worst Investor in the World
I am the worst investor in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That’s like marrying a hooker: everyone else has been in it, and you’ve got to ignore the cigarette burns.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Laps
Yo’ Mama is so fat, I take laps around her for exercise.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Coma
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
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