Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Super Bowl.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she didn’t want the window seat on her flight because she thought the breeze might mess up her hair.
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I’m an honest guy. I was on the beach on the way up here, and I saw these two ugly people. I went up to them and said, ‘Hey, you’re not gonna have any kids, are ya? You gotta think ahead.’
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
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I went to a gym. They offered me free membership for life if I posed for a ‘don’t let this happen to you’ poster.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, I’ve known her for seven years and still haven’t met yo’ whole mama.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she’s as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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Tried to get a little rest before the show. The phone kept ringing — ring, ring, ring, ring — this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, ‘Hello?’ ‘Hello, is Len there?’ I said, ‘Yeah, this is Len. Who’s this?’ Said, ‘It’s Santa Claus. I’m sorry, did I wake you?’ …
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