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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went skydiving, she caused an eclipse.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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I met Hillary Clinton about seven months ago. Talk about strange bedfellows’ right there. And we didn’t even really talk to each other — we kinda just stood next to each other at the urinal for a couple of minutes.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for band-aids.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she got to the sex question on the job application, she wrote “not lately.”
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My sister — kind of on the huge side — she weighs about 300 pounds, she’s about 4’11”. It’s a pretty picture. We buy her clothes in those specialty stores for the bigger gal, like Lane Bryant. Clothes come in three sizes: Jumbo, Husky, and Oh My God It’s Moving …
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