English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her driver’s license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she doesn’t know whether to scratch her watch or wind her butt.

I hate people on Halloween. They don’t carve their pumpkin out; they’ll just, like, paint a face on it. You know what I’m talking about? But some people won’t even do that. They’ll paint a face, but it won’t even be on a pumpkin, it’ll be on a piece of …

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she dresses like a Chevrolet and gets in free at the drive-in.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she hit rock bottom, she started to dig.

Comics are making fun of Asian people. It’s not right. They know I’m goin’ on the show. What’s up with that? We’re the only minority that gets made fun of while we’re still in the room.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any better jokes on this site?