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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets turned on reading a cook book.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, “fat” is a compliment.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Google’s awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows what you meant. It’s like psychic, right? Like two weeks ago, I typed in ‘How do you make cupcakes?,’ and it said, ‘Do you mean “How do you know if you’re gay?”‘
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought she could read minds when she got PMS.
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I don’t mind fat people, I just don’t like fat people that try to pretend that one part of their body’s fat. Like my Aunt Sara’s like that. I’ll be like, ‘Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?’ She’ll be like, ‘I can’t have that cake. It’ll …
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