Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t fit in a chat room.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Přečíst celý »Johnny Dark: Boy George
The first time I ever saw Boy George was on MTV, and I thought to myself, ‘Now there is a — I don’t know. What the hell is that?’ Let’s be honest, Boy George makes Michael Jackson look like the Marlboro Man.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cat’s Tail
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she stepped on my cat’s tail, and now I call him “Beaver.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parked Car
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Přečíst celý »Johnny Big Head
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you don’t, Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… C-Section
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, they had to perform a C-D-E-F-G-section.
Přečíst celý »John Wessling: Dad’s Fault
Dad hates that I’m a stand-up comic, but it’s his fault. He did the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life: did the splits getting out of the shower. Let that sink in. Fat man, wet floor — people, I can’t write a joke better than that.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… BVDs
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she puts on her BVDs, it spells out “boulevard.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Orange Juice Carton
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said “concentrate.”
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