Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Přečíst celý »Helen Keller’s Scream
Q: Why didn’t anybody hear Helen Keller scream?A: She was wearing mittens.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Thinking
Yo’ Mama is so bald, I can see what she’s thinking.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Color TV
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn’t have one in pink.
Přečíst celý »Helen Keller Driving
Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rub
Yo’ Mama is so bald, when you rub her head, you can see into the future.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Closet
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rollers
Yo’ Mama is so bald, she has to use rice for rollers.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Clippers Game
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.
Přečíst celý »Heaven vs. Hell
One night, God visits a preacher.The preacher has one question, “What is Heaven like?”God replies, “Heaven is like a city. It has the best of everything. For example, the French are the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the English are the policeman, the Germans are the mechanics, and the …
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