Yo’ Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
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A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention. The Harvard graduate said, “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?” The Yale grad responded, “They taught us not to piss on our hands.”
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Yo’ Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we’re all screwed.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Přečíst celý »Harvard Graduate
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Vacuum Cleaner
Yo’ Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Television
Yo’ Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cheap Thoughts
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I’d expect change.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Shotgun
Yo’ Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and she’s ready to blow.
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