Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.
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Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.
Přečíst celý »Gilson Lubin: In Love With Paris Hilton
I have a friend who’s in love. He’s always bragging about Paris Hilton, like she’s the hottest chick on the planet. And I disagree — mostly because she’s ugly.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Race Car
Yo’ Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boyz II Men
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Postage Stamp
Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Přečíst celý »Get What?
Where’d you get that? Get what? That stupid look on your face!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Pool Table
Yo’ Mama is like a pool table: put in 50 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Přečíst celý »George Miller: Dumb Hitchhiker
This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, ‘Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?’ The guy went back there. He said, ‘Is it working?’ The real dumb hitchhiker said, ‘Yes, it …
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