Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Book
Yo’ Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Přečíst celý »Geoff Keith: Water Fountain Situation
Every gym, the water fountain situation — always the same. There’s always one water fountain everybody uses, then there’s one three feet below it, next to it, no one touches. Who’s it for? What little midget treasure trolls at your gym?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Bill Gates
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s
Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
Přečíst celý »Geoff Bolt: Hecklers
I was at a club in San Francisco… and I hear, way in the back of the room, this: ‘You suck. Get off the stage. You stink.’ The thing that bugged me about it was I heard it, but also, I comped these people in to see the show for …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Beepers
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she calls beepers collect.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Heavyweight Boxer
Yo’ Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she’s back to her corner.
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Wrong Number
Have you ever dialed the wrong number, and instead of hanging up the phone, you try to scare the person on the other end of the line? I was calling this friend of mine the other day. I go, ‘Hi, is Jane there?’ He goes, ‘No, for crying out loud. …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batman
Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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