English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; “It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.”“Yeah,” Satan replies. “All the more for me!”God replies, “You better send them up here immediately.”Satan says, “No way. I’m keeping them.”God says, …

Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it’ll still be doggie-style.

I always get very nervous when I actually make reference to a real movie because I’m sure someone in the audience is involved, and they’re like, ‘Screw you! That’s my terrible movie.’ And I’m like, ‘I’m so sorry. Please put me in your next terrible movie.’

Yo’ mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

We all can agree, no matter what color you are, every group of friends has that one stupid friend. Look around you, you’ll find one. If you can’t find one, it’s you.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole.