Marriage scares me. There’s a big difference between living with someone and just going out with her. You don’t just see the person when she’s at her best. You bear witness to the entire process. It can be very sobering. It’s like eating a hamburger after you’ve watched the cow …
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Insecurity
One woman broke up with me and told me I was insecure. I thought, ‘Great, this is gonna help. I feel a lot better about myself now.’
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Honeymoons
The honeymoon is an odd tradition. You’ve just taken the vows when you rush off to some vacation hideaway, where you spend every second of every day with the very person to whom you just pledged your entire life. Two weeks apart would make more sense. You’ve got the rest …
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Engaged, But No Date
Some couples get engaged, and then they don’t set a date. They’re just engaged for an indefinite period of time. That doesn’t make sense. It’s like going to the supermarket, filling up your grocery cart, and then just walking around.
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Converting Gay Women
Some men think that they can convert gay women, make them straight. I couldn’t do that. I could make a straight woman gay, though. I got that going for me.
Přečíst celý »Jeff Stilson: Abstaining From Pre-Marital Sex
Those who abstain from pre-marital sex will argue that the greatest gift a woman can offer a man is her virginity. Not necessarily — everything has a shelf life. I like cheesecake, but not if it’s been sitting in the freezer for 30 years.
Přečíst celý »Jeff Mac: Re-Released Into the Wild
I was in a relationship for like eight-and-a-half years, and then I was re-released into the wild not too long ago. So, my internal ‘How To Read a Woman Manual’ has like a drawing of Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower on the cover, holding hands in a rumble seat and sipping …
Přečíst celý »Jeff Cesario: Married Life
You like Mr. Pibb? You get to drink all the Mr. Pibb you want! But you wake up 10 years from now and think, ‘Well, I think I’d like something hot to drink.’ Well, you better heat up some Mr. Pibb!
Přečíst celý »Jan Karem: Pre-Historic Dates
In prehistoric days, they had no time-telling devices. How did you get it together for a date? You don’t know when to be somewhere. You show up at your friend’s cave; he’s all upset. ‘Where were you? You were supposed to be here before.’ ‘I didn’t say I’d be here …
Přečíst celý »James Hannah: How You Open the Door
I met a sista once who told me she could tell how good a brotha is in bed simply by the way he opens the door to his apartment. So, I asked her how. She said if that brotha fumbles with the keys, that means he doesn’t know what he’s …
Přečíst celý »