English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her vagina’s in the Axis of Evil.

Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout and started a forest fire.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.