Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn’t be enough to stink.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches
Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don’t check out.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player
Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn’t change her pad for three periods.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair
Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Přečíst celý »Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath
Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama’s so nasty…phone sex
Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!
Přečíst celý »Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Přečíst celý »Wrong Kind Of Collection
A young priest is unhappy with how little money his congregation contributes every week to the collection plate. So decides to try a new tack and hypnotize them, using Father Matthews’ priceless pocket watch. Thus hypnotized, they all give the five bucks he asked them too. Pumped by his success, …
Přečíst celý »Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. Seventy percent of the time, we can dispense freely. The other 30% of the time, such as at work, we have some tough decisions to make. This document is intended to …
Přečíst celý »Working Up a Sweat with Your Cousin
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?A: Relative humidity.
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