Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Přečíst celý »Women Pass Less Gas
Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because women don’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.
Přečíst celý »Woman from Ealing (Limerick)
There was a young lady from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling. She lay on her back, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
Přečíst celý »Wizard of Oz
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
Přečíst celý »Witches’ Ride
Why don’t witches wear undies? To get a better grip on their brooms.
Přečíst celý »Witches’ Broomsticks
Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on their brooms.
Přečíst celý »Why Men Snore
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
Přečíst celý »Whore and Bungee Jumper
What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common? They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you’re fucked.
Přečíst celý »What, No Golden Goose?
A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. “Do you have golden chairs?” “Yes.” “Do …
Přečíst celý »What’s That, Tampon?
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I’ll see you next period.
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