At night, when I’m dreaming and a naked woman approaches me in my dreams, I tell her I’m married. How sad is that? I can hear my subconscious yelling at me, ‘Nail her! I set this all up for you, you idiot!’
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When I was younger, I actually thought the Mormons were kind of a cool religion because of that multiple wife thing. I thought it was pretty sexy, multiple wives, and then I got married, and I realized that one wife is certainly enough for any man.
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When two people meet they have that initial spark, that magic. That’s called love at first sight. When only one person has it, that’s called stalking. I know that now.
Přečíst celý »Henry Phillips: Talking During Sex
There are certain things I think girls aren’t supposed to say in the middle of having sex. Like, I have no problem if you’re having sex, at some point the girl says, ‘Hey, I really like your penis’ or whatever. But she would always be like, ‘Wow, I really like …
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Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married.“Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back.”Six months pass and Peter returns. “Yes, we can …
Přečíst celý »Hayes MacArthur: Long Term Relationship
By ‘long term,’ I mean you’re having sex with the same person twice a week with no condom.
Přečíst celý »Happy Cole: How Men Show Emotions
Ladies always say that men are not sensitive, we don’t feel things like you do. See, that’s not what it is. We just show our emotion in a different manner. I was going out with this girl a long time ago, had a little argument about the relationship. She yelled …
Přečíst celý »Greg Hahn: Make Me Jealous
I’m amazed at how far the women will go to try to make me jealous. This one girl I used to date, she’s married now, she has three kids — I see right through that.
Přečíst celý »Good Times Honeymoon
A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon. Two days into the weeklong trip, the wife goes to the front desk and demands a car to take her to the airport.A few hours later, the husband strolls past the front desk.The manager asks why his wife has left the island. “Were …
Přečíst celý »Give Him What He Wants
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it’s best to just go along with it and pretend you like …
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