Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today!“Shut up and keep digging, boy.”
Přečíst celý »Victoria Jackson: Toughen Up the Image
I’m trying to toughen up my image. I don’t have any tattoos or piercings yet, but I do have a cold sore I’ve been ignoring.
Přečíst celý »Victor Varnado: Black Albino Myths
I bet you guys are probably saying, ‘Victor, you’re a black albino. How come don’t you eat babies?’ You guys, that is a myth and a stereotype, OK? Honestly, you guys, I don’t eat babies; I don’t have red eyes — except for when I’m feeding, so I want you …
Přečíst celý »Victor Varnado: Bathroom Adventure
I actually recently had this bathroom adventure. I went to this urinal to, you know, urinalate, and this guy comes to the urinal, like, right next to me. You girls probably don’t know this, but if a guy comes to the urinal right next to you, and there’s, like, plenty …
Přečíst celý »Viaxative
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn’t know if he was coming or going.
Přečíst celý »Very Robust Zacklies
“Where did you get those zacklies?” “Zacklies?” “Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!”
Přečíst celý »Vampire Date
“Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?” asked one vampire. “Oh, I thought we’d go to the movies, and then get a quick bite.”
Přečíst celý »Vampire Bar
Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
Přečíst celý »Valentine’s Day Surprise
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad’s lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I really …
Přečíst celý »Urethra vs. Garden Hose
Q: What’s the difference between a urethra and a garden hose? A: Well, let me tell you, there’s a vas deferens…
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