What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall? Ripping them off.
Přečíst celý »Trucker Runs
A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won’t stop for anything.About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the …
Přečíst celý »Troubled Man
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he’s driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her — but he can’t. Later, he sees a kid skating and can’t …
Přečíst celý »Tough Ass
What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave it to him.
Přečíst celý »Topless Fat Woman
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. “If you’re …
Přečíst celý »Top Ten Things You Should Never Do
10) Your mom. 9) Piss in the wind. 8) Spit straight up. 7) “No, officer, we haven’t been drinking…” 6) Swallow. 5) Drop the soap. 4) Eat it if it smells. 3) Get drunk at a gay bar. 2) Play leapfrog with a unicorn. 1) Use Elmers’ glue for a …
Přečíst celý »Toot Toot Beep Beep
What do you call a fart? A turd honking for the right of way.
Přečíst celý »Too Much Tea
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?A: He drowned in his own tea pee.
Přečíst celý »Tonight’s My Night
Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in the air.Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
Přečíst celý »Tom Parks: Seat Cushion
I think it is a patently ridiculous announcement that ‘your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.’ Folks, if we’re crashing, my seat cushion’s gonna be used as a toilet.
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