Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it “too farty!”
Přečíst celý »The Hurt Bird and the S**t
One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to take a s**t. So he got out of his car and went over to a bush and took a s**t in his hat. He couldn’t leave his hat there because he had his name …
Přečíst celý »The Hunting Knife
A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window. The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a …
Přečíst celý »The Golfer’s Confession
A man goes to the confessional. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my child?” The priest asks back. “Well,” the man starts, “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible.” “When did you do use this awful language?” said the priest. “I …
Přečíst celý »The Giant with Diarrhea
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea? It’s all over town.
Přečíst celý »The Fly
From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about the Dutch firm that has been hired to manage the International Arrivals Building at New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport:
Přečíst celý »The Desperation of the Undead
Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
Přečíst celý »The definition of…….
Q: What is the definition of cheeky? A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor’s letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!
Přečíst celý »The Cure for Mutes
One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer …
Přečíst celý »The Cork
A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass. ”Why do you have a cork up your ass?” ”Well, it’s a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a …
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