Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
Přečíst celý »Switched Ends
Bob: “Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?”Sue: “Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?”
Přečíst celý »Sunday School Daze
Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, “The hell with it,” and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake. “Mary, who created the …
Přečíst celý »Sue Murphy: Over-Tanning
I can’t even tell you what I did to my head. It would have been equally effective as if I’d gone to McDonald’s and said, ‘You know, I’d like an order of fries, but don’t put them in the bag. I’d like to bob for them, if that would be …
Přečíst celý »Stupid Narcissist
Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Přečíst celý »Streakers and Strokers
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old …
Přečíst celý »Strawberry Fields
A man walks into his doctor’s office and whines, “Doc, you’ve got to help me; I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my ass.” The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, “I’ve got cream for that!”
Přečíst celý »Still Together
One man says, “I can’t believe they are still together after all that crap.”The other man says, “Who?”The first man says, “Your butt cheeks.”
Přečíst celý »Sticker Shock
Back in the day, when they stamped each can in the grocery store with a sticker price, there was a store employee doing just that. Standing in the aisle next to him was a lady trying to figure out what she wanted. The employee smelled that this lady had let …
Přečíst celý »Steve Trilling: Bathroom Out of Order
I saw this funny sign on the bathroom door that said, ‘Bathroom out of order due to renovations. Please use floor below.’ They didn’t even put down paper or anything.
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