You’re never too poor for good toilet paper. That’s a law.
Přečíst celý »Star Trek & Toilet Paper
Q: What’s the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? A: They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
Přečíst celý »Star Trek
Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
Přečíst celý »Sperm 1 and 2
Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg?Sperm 2: We’ve still got a long way to go. We’re only half way down the esophagus.
Přečíst celý »Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, “OK, but do you realize they won’t be as effective?” The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them …
Přečíst celý »Socks
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them …
Přečíst celý »Snot
When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it’s funny… But it’s not.
Přečíst celý »Snobby Tampons
Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Přečíst celý »Snack Food
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? “Honey, no in-between meal snacks!”
Přečíst celý »Smoking Problems
Q: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A: Use more lube.
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