A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together.Suddenly, the man jumps up …
Přečíst celý »Ron Richards: Bathroom Ozone
Do you ever go in the bathroom after someone has, shall we say, ruined the ozone? I was in one the other night. It was like Satan was in there before me: all the mirrors cracked, the wallpaper’s peeling off the wall, the toilet paper roll’s going around by itself. …
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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“How are your hemorrhoids?” “Swell.”
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Mixing Alcohols
I got a hangover. I’m stupid. I went out last night, and I started out the night shooting tequila, then for some dumb reason, I switched over to Goldschlager. Woke up this morning and pooped a Mexican coin.
Přečíst celý »Rebecca Corry: I Miss Being a Kid
I really miss being a kid. Sometimes I’ll poop my pants to remember what it’s like.
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Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
Přečíst celý »Pretty Hair
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty …
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