My wife and I are having a baby — soon as I get her pregnant. We’ve been trying. My sperm have been told their whole lives not to get any woman pregnant. They’ve gotten extremely good at it.
Přečíst celý »Eric Kornfeld: Someone You Just Don’t Like
You ever have a day where you’re forced to be around someone you just don’t like? You start to realize that they don’t like you either, and suddenly you say to yourself, ‘Why did I marry this person?’
Přečíst celý »Encyclopedias for Sale
Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica?A: He didn’t need them any longer — his damn wife knows everything.
Přečíst celý »Eliz Wright: Hardworking Man
I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard. I’m talking day-in and day-out — just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it’s all over, he showers and goes to his job.
Přečíst celý »Eliz Wright: Get to Know Your Man
Get to know your mate. If there’s something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front. And choose the right moment because the fellas don’t like opening up. Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, ‘I’ve been wanting to know, what’s …
Přečíst celý »Eliz Wright: After All That
If I’ve invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I’ve been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who’s out constantly getting high, then I’m dumped — suicide is not one of my thoughts. I’m thinking maybe homicide.
Přečíst celý »Eliot Chang: Do Not Cheat
I used to cheat a lot, but now I do not cheat — anymore than I used to. It’s the same amount.
Přečíst celý »Dwayne Perkins: What It’s Like for a Guy Friend
Ladies, when you have a guy friend, and he’s a great guy, and you still won’t date him — do you know what that’s like for the guy? It’s like going on a job interview and having the guy say this to you: ‘Well, Mr. Perkins, wow! This a great …
Přečíst celý »Dwayne Perkins: The Guy Friend
Ladies, you know how you have that guy friend, that guy friend that you like a lot, a whole lot, but not ‘that way’? You have the friend, yeah? It’s wrong. Because if the guy hangs out with you, you know he likes you. I mean, why else would he …
Přečíst celý »Dwayne Perkins: Enough Girl Friends
I got enough friends in my life: I got a mother, I got a sister, I got cousins I can’t sleep with because of society.
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