Thursday , January 23 2025

Growing Old

Three old men were sitting on a porch. “I wish I could take a healthy piss,” said one. “I wish I could take a healthy crap,” said another. The third old man said, “I can take a crap at 6 a.m. and a piss at 11 a.m. I just wish …

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Good Samaritan

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the …

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Gonna Marry

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough …

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