An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests.” The woman says, “Well, can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour.”
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An old lady goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 10 times since I’ve been here, and I bet you didn’t even notice!” The doctor says, …
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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot and says, “This one reminds me of my husband.” The second woman replies, “Your husband’s is that long?” Her friend answers, “No — that dirty.”
Přečíst celý »Fishsticks are for Lovahs
A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what’s going on and his mother tells him, “We are making fishsticks”. The next day the kid says, “Mom were you making fishsticks again?” And she says “Why, yes, how did you know, honey?” And the kid replies, “Well, you have …
Přečíst celý »Fine Fly Dining
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, “Hey, do you mind? I’m eating here.”
Přečíst celý »Fetal Attraction
Q: How does one human embryo talk to another human embryo? A: It uses a stem cell phone.
Přečíst celý »Farting Into the Great Beyond
Your fart was so loud that astronauts in space mistook it for a message from Houston!
Přečíst celý »Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It
Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the crap out of you.
Přečíst celý »Equal-Opportunity Gas
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
Přečíst celý »English, Irish & Scottish Football
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. “Well,” said the Englishman. “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.” “I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman. “I’ll eat the heart.” …
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