Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, “Look, my alphabet soup spells ‘Ooooo.'”
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Fork
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed
Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs
Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Přečíst celý »Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
— You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.— If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.— The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.— You don’t have to keep in touch with the person who …
Přečíst celý »Why So Much Milk?
A milkman gets an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out wearing just a bath towel, and she confirms that she wants 45 pints. “Milk baths are good for …
Přečíst celý »Why It Sucks to Be an Egg
You only get laid once, you only get hard once, and when you DO finally get hard, it takes under three minutes and you’re already in hot water.
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