Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
Přečíst celý »Two sausages were frying in a pan
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, “Damn, it’s hot in here” The other said, “Oh my God! A talking sausage!”
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Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is assaulted.
Přečíst celý »Truck Driver & The Bikers
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and …
Přečíst celý »Tracy Smith: The Only Woman on Earth
If it weren’t for women, I’d have all the men I need. I’d be Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. You’d be my loyal subject — not for sex, just to fetch me stuff. You could bring me food, ’cause if I’m gonna be the only woman on Earth, fat’s coming …
Přečíst celý »Tomato in Training
Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato? A: “You better ketchup!”
Přečíst celý »Tofu & Dildos
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.
Přečíst celý »Things Never Said by Southerners
— Duct tape won’t fix that.— Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.— We don’t keep firearms in the house.— You can’t feed that to the dog.— The kids can’t ride in the back of the pickup — it’s just not safe.— Honey, did you mail that donation …
Přečíst celý »The Mystery of the Thermos
A newspaper reporter went to interview an old man who was the last person in the county to have lived through the Civil War. Thinking he had a story, the reporter started asking some questions. “Sir, you have lived through the civil war and two world wars. You have seen …
Přečíst celý »The Butcher’s Wife
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?A: Meet Patty.
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