A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d like to try some damn ham.The preacher’s wife is shocked. The butcher explains that “Dam Ham” is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo.That night, the preacher asks, “What’s …
Přečíst celý »Tasty treat
What do you call two or more Brittany Spears’s in a box? A box of Ho-Ho’s
Přečíst celý »Taste It
A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you please taste the soup?” “What’s wrong with the soup?” “Just taste it.” “Why?” “Just taste it.” “Sir, I–” “Just taste it.” “Fine, I’ll taste …
Přečíst celý »Surrealists & Light Bulbs
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Banana.
Přečíst celý »Sue Murphy: Oven Mitts
I made a casserole last week. The only trouble is when I wanted to take it out of the oven, I realized I don’t even own any oven mitts. But luckily, since I’m a sports fan, I had a couple of those #1 foam hands, which makes your casserole presentation …
Přečíst celý »Steak and Sex
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They’re both very rare.
Přečíst celý »Skeleton
What did the skeleton say before it ate? “Bone-appetit.”
Přečíst celý »Shrooming
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, “Sorry, but we dont serve mushrooms.” The mushroom replies, “Why, I’m a fun guy”
Přečíst celý »Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff
I’m not into that kinky, freaky stuff where you put peanut butter under your armpits and lick it off. If I want a sandwich, I get up and go make me a sandwich. I ain’t lickin’ nothing off your body. That’s nasty.
Přečíst celý »Sex Over-Easy
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, “I have to go change. I’ll be back in a minute.”Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky ‘egg’lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.Instantly, the male egg slapped his …
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