You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Toast
I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature
Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing
You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Přečíst celý »Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef
Mind if my sous chef watches?
Přečíst celý »Got Nuts?
A woman walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.”
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Hardcore Political Activist
I’m an old school, hardcore political activist. For instance, I still won’t eat grapes because of the plight of the migrant farm workers. I also won’t eat raisins because of the older migrant farm workers. That’s how hardcore I am. I also won’t eat prunes. That’s for a completely different …
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Go Ahead
I was in the supermarket, and I had these two shopping carts full of groceries, and I was waiting in line. This guy got in line behind me, and all he had was a jar of spaghetti sauce and some spaghetti. He kept checking his watch and looking at my …
Přečíst celý »Funny Apple
Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: “I despise you for being different from me.”
Přečíst celý »Frank Prinzi: Simplest Things Make Me Happy
Holding my nephew, I realized I’m getting older, and that’s a very strange feeling. And I don’t mind it ’cause now the simplest things in life make me really happy. I’m telling you, if I have a new box of breakfast cereal in the cupboard in the kitchen, I get …
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