Q: What’s the difference between light and hard? A: You can go to sleep with the light on.
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Přečíst celý »Video Blonde
Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video? She threw it away because the people in the video weren’t losing weight either!
Přečíst celý »Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated Water Fire Proof Matches Reversible Sandwich Bread Black Light Bulb Garage Door Closer Cordless Cell Phone Disposable Garbage Bags
Přečíst celý »Vending Machine and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing…..you get what you paid for.
Přečíst celý »Upside Down Blonde
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.
Přečíst celý »Two Chance Blonde
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?A: She blew it both times.
Přečíst celý »Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.One blonde says “We need to find a faster way to get home.”The next day, …
Přečíst celý »Two blondes are shopping at the mall…
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and …
Přečíst celý »Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage
Want to hear two blonde jokes? Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.
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