Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at 69 she blows a rod.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here …
Přečíst celý »Three Hellos
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!”The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?”
Přečíst celý »Three Girls Meet the Fairy
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and …
Přečíst celý »Three Girls in the Desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, “I brought some water so we don’t get dehydrated.” The redhead says, “I brought some suntan lotion so we don’t get sunburned.” Then the blonde says I brought a car door.” The other girls said, “Why did you …
Přečíst celý »Three Girls Go Camping
One day three women went camping – a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke …
Přečíst celý »Three Blondes
Q: Why did three blondes jump off a building? A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Přečíst celý »Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.
Přečíst celý »This Joke Hurts
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts.” He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her …
Přečíst celý »The Wet and the Blonde
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
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