One of the things I was worried about: moving in with my wife. I was worried that it wouldn’t be as fun as living with my roommates because they used to play practical jokes on me. It was such a blast. But my wife is just as much fun. She …
Přečíst celý »Damon Williams: Your Woman on the Phone
The phone rings; she answers. The party on the other end hangs up. What the first thing y’all say, ladies? ‘That was your woman on the phone.’ Happened to me one day. I’m leaving home. My girl said, ‘Tell your bitch I said hello.’ I said, ‘Hello!’
Přečíst celý »Damon Williams: Wastin’ Money on Strippers
I’m like, ‘You wastin’ all this money on this woman. You can’t touch her; you can’t take her home — what are you gettin’ out of this?’ So, he try to tell me, like it’s logical: ‘Well, for me, strippers — they fulfill a fantasy.’ So I asked him, ‘Well, …
Přečíst celý »Cory Kahaney: Lawyer Husband Rip-Off
I married a lawyer, which I know sounds very impressive. Every girl dreams, when they grow up, they’re gonna marry a doctor, marry a lawyer. But me, I had to marry the only lawyer in America with a conscience. I didn’t marry the cutthroat, ruthless, gimme-all-your-money lawyer. No, I married …
Přečíst celý »Cory Kahaney: Gay Sister
I have a gay sister, which has been great for me ’cause my parents have now forgiven me everything. At this point, if I brought home a dwarf with a mohawk, six tattoos and a nose ring, as long as he has a penis, he can stay for dinner.
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A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds.
Přečíst celý »Chuck Sklar: Sex for Exercise
I don’t think she loves me. I think she’s just having sex with me for the exercise, so when she meets a guy she’s in love with, she’s still in good shape. Here was a clue. We’re doing it, and all I’m hearing is ‘Oh, Chuck, more — and four …
Přečíst celý »Chuck Sklar: Role Playing
I think the key to any successful relationship is keeping the sex fresh. I said to her the other night, ‘Let’s do some sexual role playing. You pretend to be the hostess of some big dinner party. I’ll pretend to be the kid from the local high school you hired …
Přečíst celý »Chuck Sklar: One-Quarter Cherokee
My girlfriend right now, she’s one-quarter Cherokee Indian. Her name is Partly Cloudy.
Přečíst celý »Chris Case: Threesome Fantasy
We all know that every man’s fantasy is to have a threesome. That’s every guy’s fantasy. Yeah, great — instead of one woman I can’t satisfy, now I have two.
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