6. Both are made out of plastic. 5. Both are full of hot air. 4. Both are frequently passed from man to man. 3. Both have been known to score. 2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television. 1. Women aren’t especially fond of them.
Přečíst celý »The roof is on fire
Q: What’s dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down
Přečíst celý »The Muffler
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the …
Přečíst celý »The Midget Scopes the Blonde
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing.”
Přečíst celý »The Blonde’s Special Order
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?A: Extra large, hold the roots.
Přečíst celý »The Blonde’s Roadside Emergency
A blonde’s car breaks down. A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car.The blonde says, “They’re my emergency flashers.”
Přečíst celý »The Blonde’s Pregnancy Scare
A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. “Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant.”The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?”She says, “Because it’s started missing its period.”
Přečíst celý »The Blonde Hostess
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don’t drink.
Přečíst celý »The Blonde Flu
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”“No, I drove here.”
Přečíst celý »The Blonde Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s …
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